Now, nature, as I am only too aware, has her enthusiasts, but on the whole, I am not to be counted among them. To put it bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel.Fran Lebowitz
About This Quote
This quote is attributed to Albert Einstein, who was famous for his down-to-earth approach to life. Einstein was an extremely smart scientist who also happened to be funny. He could have easily have delivered this line in a formal way, but instead he took a humorous approach to it.
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